It's almost like he didn't hear me say "I know".
I've been nodding and smiling for the past ten minutes whilst he recounts every detail of their oeuvres to me.
I've decided to excuse myself to the toilets for the next five minutes, because I don't want to know how this ends.
Anecdote involved an estranged roommate and a missing hamster. Me and the boys, we were so waved, listening to Krule in JJ's basement.
Date #5: Chill Guy Number 5 arrives rolling a cigarette with his eyes closed, "baccy" spilling over his Palace jumper. "I just want to find a girl on my wavelength," he begins.
Date #4: Grad Apparently my undergrad degree is "cute", you guys. I will continue to revel in my naivety, youth, and spare time.
"Kill seven birds with one stone (or arrow, har har)," he says. I am absolutely doing this for the greater good of humanity and not because I have my mother asking if I have met "any nice boys" every other week. Therefore, I come to you LIVE as I embark on the speedy search for a last-minute Valentine. I receive a nicely appropriated shaka sign back, followed by "LONG LIVE VKS MATE." Is it too late to turn around?
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I mean, she broke up with me, but it was a blessing in disguise.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Valentine's section of Sainsbury's worshipping consumerism and buying a gift for myself.